Doctor's surgery, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Moscow:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except thursday.
Hotel bedroom, Moscow:
If this is your first visit ti the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
A sentence translated from a Russian chess book:
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
Airline, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Restaurant, Nairobi:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Посетители, которые считают, что наши официантки невежливые, — вы еще не видели менеджера!
Restaurant menu, Switzerland:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In the window of a shop:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
2 sings on a Majorcan island:
- English well talking
- American speeching here
A sign on an automatic hand dryer:
Do not activate with wet hands.
Restaurant:
Open 7 days a week, and weekends too.
Black Forest park, Germany:
It is strictly prohibited for persons of different sex, for instance, men and women, to live in one tent, if they are not married with each other for that purpose.