я бы только попросила, чтобы жизнь меня любила (с) Рэспубліка Паліна
Doctor's surgery, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Moscow:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except thursday.
Hotel bedroom, Moscow:
If this is your first visit ti the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
A sentence translated from a Russian chess book:
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
Airline, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Restaurant, Nairobi:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Посетители, которые считают, что наши официантки невежливые, — вы еще не видели менеджера!
Restaurant menu, Switzerland:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In the window of a shop:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
2 sings on a Majorcan island:
- English well talking
- American speeching here
A sign on an automatic hand dryer:
Do not activate with wet hands.
Restaurant:
Open 7 days a week, and weekends too.
Black Forest park, Germany:
It is strictly prohibited for persons of different sex, for instance, men and women, to live in one tent, if they are not married with each other for that purpose.
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Hotel, Moscow:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous russian and soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except thursday.
Hotel bedroom, Moscow:
If this is your first visit ti the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
A sentence translated from a Russian chess book:
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
Airline, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Restaurant, Nairobi:
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Посетители, которые считают, что наши официантки невежливые, — вы еще не видели менеджера!
Restaurant menu, Switzerland:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In the window of a shop:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
2 sings on a Majorcan island:
- English well talking
- American speeching here
A sign on an automatic hand dryer:
Do not activate with wet hands.
Restaurant:
Open 7 days a week, and weekends too.
Black Forest park, Germany:
It is strictly prohibited for persons of different sex, for instance, men and women, to live in one tent, if they are not married with each other for that purpose.
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07.02.2010 в 20:33-
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08.02.2010 в 13:22Это у меня основы перевода начались)
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23.02.2010 в 12:47это ваще убило)))))))
Hotel bedroom, Japan:
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
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23.02.2010 в 22:08